explodingcat on octopi and boulders.

"Why is this not headline news? It's not pattern-matching, it's invisible! Think of the military applications . . . We could sneak into girls' bathrooms!"

"Boulders are larger than rocks; but if you paint them rock-colored, they look much smaller."

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last night, the kitchen floor got mopped. Today we're straightening up. We're primarily attacking the pile of laundry and the front room, but other rooms are getting attacked as well.

I should be humiliated that my dog finds cleaning to be a disturbing event worthy of more examination.