There are many ways I protect my abode. One involves Mutant Potato Anemones. Avoid them if you wish to remain in one piece.
I also employ a cow who can lick out her nostrils. Sadly, I don't have a picture of this actually happening. Do notice the lack of snot in her right nostril. Just prior to my snapping this shot, she licked out a nostril-ful. Oh, yes, fear her.
Let's not dwell on all that right now.
( let me tell you a story )
Boy and I lived happily ever after that evening. I haven't let him access his sound files yet.
I also employ a cow who can lick out her nostrils. Sadly, I don't have a picture of this actually happening. Do notice the lack of snot in her right nostril. Just prior to my snapping this shot, she licked out a nostril-ful. Oh, yes, fear her.
Let's not dwell on all that right now.
( let me tell you a story )
Boy and I lived happily ever after that evening. I haven't let him access his sound files yet.