i feel like gojira...

only gojira never ate this much.

i tend to get weird late at night. i've been stalking into the kitchen roaring quietly and sniffing the contents of the fridge... wreaking havoc with leftovers and strewing bags of legumes through the pantry. it looks like a warzone in there and the news crews haven't even arrived, so you know the highly opportune car smashing shot has yet to occur.

it's nearly 3:30 am. and i'm starving.

the food which attracts me at this hour is elusive.

i crave terrifying stuff like canned spinach.

so far, i've had a few roasted onions (reheated in my handy toaster oven), a couple slices of cheese, and a small can of spinach (lots of brewer's yeast added to that).

i'm still hungry.

i think i need more cheese.

or maybe nachos.