krasota: It seems like a lot of people go to games just because they live in a college town. Do you want to go to football games? Am I depriving you? Do you want to deal with the crush of people, the traffic, the price of tickets . . . all to watch men in tight pants knock each other down over a piece of dried up leather?
explodingcat: I can just go to a bad ballet to see that.
krasota: *sputters* *sputters* *sputters*
explodingcat: I'm awesome.