I married this man . . . yes, I did.

[rootofnewt]

explodingcat just wandered in here, brushing his teeth.

He start pulling at his pants as he turns out and he speaks around his toothbrush: "I got a hole in my pants . . . down here."

"Wow, honey. You've worn through your pajamas." I wasn't terribly impressed. "I can't get to my sewing machine right now. Sorry."

He turns back around. "I think something crawled up my butt in Colorado."


. . .


Needless to say, I had to work very hard to not pee my pants.

Comments

[datagoddess.livejournal.com]

You two are so suited for each other!!

And were you borrowing his PJ bottoms and had something crawl in your uterus? Is that where the bump is from?? ;-)

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

For certain values of "crawl," hm.

[karenthecroccy.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was doing the electric slide.

[paisli.livejournal.com]

Colorado does tend to have that effect on some people ;) hehe

[hnybny.livejournal.com]

Its the altitude.


;-)

[lightning-rose.livejournal.com]

But that's how the Mountain Squid procreate! ;)

[zephsright.livejournal.com]

Ha...that is cute.

That reminds me of my little lump of joy opiateslopes. He has this one pair of pants that always loses the top button and no matter how securely I sew that sucker on there, it will pop off in a few months. Every time it pops off he just looks at me like a lost puppy, a tear almost welling up in his eye, and I sigh while reaching for thread and needle because for some reason he is incapable of sewing it back on himself. But it is still kind of cute to see the look on his face every time it pops off. :)

:)