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[rootofnewt]

This link is probably not work-safe.

I'm speechless.

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Now THAT'S Twisted!

[lady-lion.livejournal.com]

Oh dear lord... Now, the real question is... Are they doing it to be extreme and over-the-edge online, or because they really get off by jacking off to jack-o-lanterns? (Heh, I *had* to be punny! I *had* to!)

[98.livejournal.com]

And just yesterday I saw part of a movie in which a taxi driver confesses to a priest about having fucked pumpkins in his boyhood.

I don't get it.

My new superhero identity

[bbick.livejournal.com]

Well, I definitely need a new LJ handle, and I think I've found. Henceforth you may refer to me as PumpkinFucker.

It has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

You owe me a melon-baller.

[avitania.livejournal.com]

you owe me a melon baller.

that was awful. :)

[bbick.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm at work so I took your advice. But I did read other people's comments. Needless to say, I'm very intrigued now!

[mqsdesade.livejournal.com]

Oh my goddesses, that was so disturbing. I...I...I...I don't know what to say.

[jaikob.livejournal.com]

rat_bastard sent me this link. I...what on earth were you searching for when you found this??

Do you mind if I add you? You seem nice, and funny.

[krasota.livejournal.com]

i found the link from someone else on my friends list. you'd have to ask that person (http://www.livejournal.com/users/electromoon/35220.html) to be sure. But do you really want to know?

and hasn't rat_bastard warned you of my evil ways?

that said, pleased to meet ya. :)

[jaikob.livejournal.com]

Well...I kind of want to know. lol I'm not sure.

Yeah, he said you were pure evil :-P

And you too, my name's Jaikob (which shows you how original I am with my lj name)