This is what happens with uncles don't visit.

My son now looks at pictures of black howler monkeys and calls out, "UNCLE BRANDON!"

My work is done.

This isn't funny.

Joy.

It's official. I've given myself a winter creeper allergy. It's exacerbating my eczema from hell.

I'm also out of kenalog ointment. Must call doctor and beg for relief tomorrow.

Also need to go to TSC and buy a thick workshirt. And then wear it while I eradicate the devil weed.