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[rootofnewt]

me: "i'm going to bite you"
boy: "YIP!"
me: are you warning me that i'm going to bite you?
boy: uh....
me: or are you warning all the OTHER prairie dogs?"
boy: yeah, that's it.
me: maybe we should get fur outfits so we can be furverts.
boy: what would we be?
me: PRAIRIE dogs, silly.
boy: oh, i wanted to be an ant. a furry ant.
me: o_O
boy: ants don't have fur, do they?
me: no, but i think some have little short stalk-like hairs.
boy: ants don't have fur because they shave.

then my head exploded.

again.

c

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[blixa23.livejournal.com]

You know better than to get him started on these things.

Don't you?