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[rootofnewt]

Why are people so compelled to smell "fragrant"? Synthetic scents aren't necessary. Folks are so afraid to be natural that they douse themselves and the environment in nasty chemicals. Plenty of folks with asthma, allergies, migraines, or MCS know that fragrant doesn't mean nice, after all poop is pretty fragrant, but I generally avoid smearing that all over my pulse points.

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[absinthea.livejournal.com]

after all poop is pretty fragrant, but I generally avoid smearing that all over my pulse points.

Well, NOW you don't, but eau de poo-poo used to be one of your toddlerhood faves, didn't it?? Or was that just a one time performance art attempt?

[krasota.livejournal.com]

Most children go through a poop phase, but I'm sure that my mother would remind me on a weekly basis if I went through a decorative scatology phase.