krasota ([personal profile] rootofnewt) wrote2005-02-20 04:51 pm

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Why are people so compelled to smell "fragrant"? Synthetic scents aren't necessary. Folks are so afraid to be natural that they douse themselves and the environment in nasty chemicals. Plenty of folks with asthma, allergies, migraines, or MCS know that fragrant doesn't mean nice, after all poop is pretty fragrant, but I generally avoid smearing that all over my pulse points.

[identity profile] circumspectly.livejournal.com 2005-02-20 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno why people want to stink. That was one of the big sellers at the stupid "closeout sale" we went to today. "Buy one, get two free, or buy two, get FIVE free!!" Oh, the humanity...that just means there will be *that many* more stinky folk out and about. ick.

[identity profile] krasota.livejournal.com 2005-02-20 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope the stink that was one sale contains all the toxic sludge that used to be in Lake Erie.

And hey--now it's outta the store!