the childhood of explodingcat!

	Tommy was a happy baby. His otherworldly eyelashes charmed everyone he met.
	As he got older, he enjoyed visits to the beach, oblivious to the fact that his parents dressed him as shark bait.
	When he got older, he wisened up, though never enough to realize that other little boys didn't have to spar for Christmas presents. Such a shame that Daddy was a black belt. His white belt self had to rely on below-the-belt shenanigans, but he still routinely got his rear handed to him on a Santa platter.